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A Poem for the Girls!

A poem for us....

I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.

I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.

I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.

Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!

Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????

I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.

DON'T call me a GIRL,
a BABE or a CHICK.

I am a WOMAN.

omg that is such a cute poem!! I luv it!!

Hey I wanna put this on my buddy info for a while~!! May I?! Ill credit u for ur lovely work

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its better to lose a lover, than to love a loser

lol dat was funny

that part bout the hard on ..

i automatically thought bout Zoolander .. when he was gettin his massage!! puhahaha .. oh geez.

ahahha i like!

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Originally posted by MasWusHot
omg that is such a cute poem!! I luv it!!

Hey I wanna put this on my buddy info for a while~!! May I?! Ill credit u for ur lovely work

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hahaha.. cute