Name:______________________

City:______________________
State:_____________________
Age:__________ Phone:______________
SSN:_______________

Hair Color:__________
Real Hair Color:____________
Eye Color:___________

Dentures: __________
Weight: _________
Height:___________
Waist Size: __________
Breast or Bra Size: __________

Marital Status:
Married___________
Single______________
Divorced:_________ Other__________

Are Your Breasts Real? ____________
Do You Like Them:
Sucked_________ Chewed__________ Kissed____________
Caressed__________ Squeezed________ Licked_________
Other_____
All of the Above____________

Can You Stay Out Late? _____________ How Late?_____________
All Night? _________ Several Days? ___________

Do You Like To Have Sex And Be Screwed All Night? ____________

How Often? __________

Do You Like Oral Sex? _____________

Pussy Size:
Small ________ Medium __________
Large ____________ Extra Large __________


While Screwing Do You:
Faint______ Fart______ Cry______ Moan______
Hum______ Whistle______ Scream_______ Sing_______
Scratch___________ Just Lay There_________
All of the Above_____________________



List the Top 3 Positions You Like the Best:
1)______________
2)______________
3)______________


When You Cum Do You:
Wiggle______ Wobble__________
Twist_______ Jerk_________ Scream________
Cry________ Just Start Humping Like Hell___________


What Kind of Screw Do You Like?
Fast_________ Super Fast__________ Slow__________
All Night____________ All Speeds___________


How Many Times? _________________
How Long Do You Like To Screw At
One Interval? ___________________________


If You Have Screwed Before, Give Two(2) References
(Not Immediate Family)

Name:______________ Address:______________
Phone:__________

Name:______________ Address:______________
Phone:__________


Would your service be Free of Charge?_______

If Application Is Favorable, And If Not Free,
What Are Your Charges For:

One Night_________ One Hour____________
Muff Burger Special or Blow Job?___________

What Credit Cards Will You Accept?

Master Card_____ VISA______ Am. Express_______
Sears________ JC Penney's___________
All of the Above________ Others_________


Comments __________________________

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Breast or Bra Size: __________

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isn't that kinda personal?

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You asked everyone to fill out this form but a few questions don't apply to some people and they don't have N/A as a choice

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Originally posted by saranghae
isn't that kinda personal?

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whoa dannngg.. tha questions are really really personal...

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hahaha funnnnny

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.lol.
don't tell me you actually took the time to make that -_-;

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uuhh..... this really is very personal....

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i didnt make it... just copied and pasted

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i didnt make it... just copied and pasted

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immagijibae: seons a hoeeeeeee, he wears them g-strings, and i also knowwwww, they hurt his dinga-lings~ la l alalala~ nanannan~ oh~ seons a hoeeeeee, he wears them g-strings..............
immagijibae: liiiiiiiiiiiiiike my new 1-minute-made-up song???????

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Originally posted by iTsmeehLita

oy!!! didja read the whole thing!! ... : P talk bout personal!

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Name:alex

City:alameda
State:ca
Age:17 Phone:1-800-sex-6969
SSN: 6969-69-6969

Hair Color:blonde
Real Hair Color: green(all natural)
Eye Color: purple

Dentures: what that mean
Weight: 350
Height: 4'0"
Waist Size: 1
Breast or Bra Size: 34DD

Marital Status:
Married
Single: single
Divorced: Other

Are Your Breasts Real? nope
Do You Like Them:
Sucked_________ Chewed__________ Kissed____________
Caressed__________ Squeezed________ Licked_________
Other_____
All of the Above__________all of the above__

Can You Stay Out Late? _____________ How Late?_____________
All Night? _________ Several Days? whenever

Do You Like To Have Sex And Be Screwed All Night? i like to sex all night

How Often? every night

Do You Like Oral Sex? recieving oral sex

Pussy Size:
Small


While Screwing Do You:
Fart




List the Top 3 Positions You Like the Best:
missionary

When You Cum Do You:
Just Start Humping Like Hell


What Kind of Screw Do You Like?
All Night


If You Have Screwed Before, Give Two(2) References
(Not Immediate Family)

Name: jane the invisible hippo Address: 123 fake street
Phone: 911-help

Name:jamie the fiary Address: fairy world
Phone: sex-good


Would your service be Free of Charge? yes

If Application Is Favorable, And If Not Free,
What Are Your Charges For:

One Night_________ One Hour____________
Muff Burger Special or Blow Job?___________

What Credit Cards Will You Accept?

Master Card_____ VISA______ Am. Express_______
Sears________ JC Penney's___________
All of the Above:all Others_________


Comments: wanna touch my butt?

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muahha .. i would have put bets that alex would've filled this out ...

what a trooper!

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muahha .. i would have put bets that alex would've filled this out ...

what a trooper!

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wat is this "application" for?

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wat is this "application" for?

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i guess so that all jsl members can become uhhh lets say ..

better aquainted with each other!??!! haha ''

in more ways then one ^_~

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Originally posted by iTsmeehLita
i guess so that all jsl members can become uhhh lets say ..

better aquainted with each other!??!! haha ''

in more ways then one ^_~

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