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Two Men and an Egg
Once upon a time there were two men. One of them has a hen that lays an egg every morning for his breakfast. One morning, the guy wakes up and sees his egg on the other guy's lawn. So he goes over there to get it but, by the time he gets there, the other guy has already picked it up. The first guy says, “Hey that's my egg.” The other guy responds, “But it's on my lawn.”
The first guy says, “Well, where I come from, we have a way of settling these problems. First we get our heaviest boots and kick each other in the nuts. Then we time each other to see how long it takes for both of us to get up. Whoever is up in the least amount of time wins.” The other guy says okay. So the guy with the hen kicks first, because it's his hen. The second guy doesn't get up for 30 minutes, but he finally does and says, “Now it's my turn.” But the first guy walks away, saying, “Never mind, you can keep the egg.”
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06-07-2002 04:25 AM
