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parachutes

don't know if you heard this before, but here goes.

Bill Gates, George W. Bush, a boy scout, and the Pope are in an airplane. All of sudden, something goes wrong and the plane is going to crash. There are only 3 parachutes on the plane.

bill gates says "I gotta help the people with my computer software" and he takes a parachute and jumps off.

bush says "I must lead Americans into a new age." he takes a pack and jumps off.

The pope and the boy scout are left.
The pope says, "I've lived a long life, and you have your whole life ahead of you. Go ahead, and take the last parachute."

The kids says "Oh no, its ok, George Bush took my backpack"

Hahahaha... I like that!!! Oh, that was good... ***rolls over on her stomach laughing*** Hahaha, now my stomach hurts!!!

puhahaha at first i didn't understand it then i read it over and i understood it lol very funny

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thats funny, I also heard a similar joke, is this the remix?

i had to remix it becuz it wasn't that funny with bill clinton anymore

in the one i heard it was "The smartest guy in the world" instead of Bill gates and he was the one who took the backpack

im slow.. i read it over three times.. i dont get it..

am i missing out on something?

EXPLAIN.

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heh.. o wait, nevermind, now i get it..

so george bush died right? and the boy and pope used the last two parachutes? yea i get it

i aint dumb /........ -.-;;

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