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-- short korean jokes..^^; (https://www.jusunlee.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=248)

short korean jokes..^^;

What is Korean Dracula's favorite morning beverage?
Koh-peee! (coffee)

What does the Korean bread say when it hit the wall?
Bhang!

Why is Korean toilet paper so big?
Because it's HUGE-ey!

What did the mommy Korean turkey say to her baby turkey?
Gobble ji mah!

What do you call the brown burnt rice at the bottom of the rice cooker?
bob ee brown! (Bobby Brown)


So there was this really really cute/pretty Korean girl Tragically, one day, she lost one of her ears in an accident. As she was looking out at the ocean on a bright morning along the beach, a man caught sight of her and was awed by her stunning beauty. He could not see that she had only one ear, as her long hair ran luxuriously down the sides of her head. Boldly, he approached the young woman wanting to start some kind of conversation, anything, just to talk to her, so he said, "ah, kee uhb dah!

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immagijibae: seons a hoeeeeeee, he wears them g-strings, and i also knowwwww, they hurt his dinga-lings~ la l alalala~ nanannan~ oh~ seons a hoeeeeee, he wears them g-strings..............
immagijibae: liiiiiiiiiiiiiike my new 1-minute-made-up song???????

puhahaha i really liked the first one

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didn't u post most of these in the other korean jokes thread?

i posted a few of them too.

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-Jet
www.bjunkyard.com

hehe

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wut duh

funnie, funnie! but i don't get the ear joke. what's dat about.

[qupte]she lost one of her ears in an accident[/quote]

heh she lost her ears in a car accident.. but she was covering it wid her hair.. and the guy thought she was cute so he sed "ghee yup da" <-- cute ( kinda sounds like "gwee up dah" <-- no ears)

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immagijibae: seons a hoeeeeeee, he wears them g-strings, and i also knowwwww, they hurt his dinga-lings~ la l alalala~ nanannan~ oh~ seons a hoeeeeee, he wears them g-strings..............
immagijibae: liiiiiiiiiiiiiike my new 1-minute-made-up song???????

hahaha seOn ho~
datz madd.. erm, -silence- xullung --++
hahhahahha da ear joke is sho sad.. t.T

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