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Posted by daNNy LuV 1TYM on 07-29-2002 07:17 AM:

men are stupid

ok...didn't wanna post this in the joke forum cuz sum pplz mite get offended but wut do y'all think of this?

One day three men were walking in the woods. They walked for hours and hours and finally realized they were lost. They heard the sound of rushing water and decided to go towards it to get their bearings. When they got there, they beheld a large, turbulent river that seemed almost impossible to get across.

The first man paced a little bit, and then dropped to his knees beseeching God, "Please God, give me the STRENGTH to cross this river!" *POOF* His hands and feet were enlarged and he used them like flippers to swim across the river in 2 hours.

The second man noticed this and he too paced a little bit, thinking. He finally dropped to his knees and said, "Please God, give me the STRENGTh and ABILITY to cross this river." *POOF* A canoe appeared, and he was able to row across the river in 1 hour.

The last man saw all of this and thought longer than the first two had, and finally dropped to his knees and said, "Please God, give me the STRENGTH, ABILITY, and INTELLIGENCE to cross this river." *POOF* God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map that was on the river shore and crossed the bridge.


Posted by Ladi Jay on 07-29-2002 07:51 AM:

puhaha... that was good...

buh when I read the title of your thread, I thought you were gonna rant and rave about boys and how stupid they are...lol


Posted by Crazydeb8ter on 07-29-2002 08:01 AM:

i have eyes, i would see the map

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Posted by daNNy LuV 1TYM on 07-30-2002 11:37 PM:

haha i noe u wud crazydeb8ter, it's just a joke ^^


Posted by Crazydeb8ter on 07-30-2002 11:55 PM:

i know

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Posted by aznkid1008 on 07-31-2002 04:24 AM:

well hell the woman is lazy, the men want some fun
yea bridge take the easy way out
u kno there isnt always a bridge

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Posted by daNNy LuV 1TYM on 08-01-2002 06:27 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by aznkid1008
well hell the woman is lazy, the men want some fun
yea bridge take the easy way out
u kno there isnt always a bridge



haha sure...


Posted by MellowYellow on 08-06-2002 11:20 PM:

haha it's like that joke about the scientists and the genie....

i think like one wished to be smarter... or sumthing.. and the other wished to be smarter than the first... and the third wished to be the smarted person in the whole world and was turned into a woman...

lol i don't remember the joke... sorry.... haha

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Posted by HHxEliTE on 08-06-2002 11:54 PM:

lol..

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Posted by ajy on 08-09-2002 01:29 AM:

we sure are...lol.


Posted by MC ChOpStiCkz on 08-10-2002 07:34 PM:

hahaha


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