Very, very, VERY corny jokes...
Would you like a Van Gogh action figure with ear cutting action?
Would you like an Osama Binladin toy with plane crashing action?
Would you like a Bush toy with fuzzy math action?
Would you like a Bob Dole Toy with backflipping action AND 3rd person talking action?
Would you like an Al Gore toy with top 1% action?
Would you like a Darth Vader tay with "I am yuo father" action?
Would you like a Luke toy with sky walking action?
Would you like a Picasso toy with arthritis drawing action?
Instead of Gaderade or Naderade (Ralph Nader), There is Vaderade (Darth Vader)
I know these jokes are overwhelmingly corny....
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Ironically, we live to die... life is inevitable, so we are either living, or we are dead, but where are we when we are dead? Maybe we aren't ever "dead".Life is a memory. Time is always moving, so there is no now, thus all life is, is just a memory.
By.....me...Although I'm sure some one thought of that before me...
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