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ajy
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panda joke

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey, man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.

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07-18-2002 03:13 AM

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liL komA xP
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hahaha
that waz funni!

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07-19-2002 03:37 PM

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Ladi Jay
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puhaha... that was good...

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aznkid1008
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lolz thats funny

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