Bill Clinton and Jessie Jackson
Clinton was at a fund raiser. He had to take a leak so he went to
the bathroom, stepped up to the toilet and started to piss...
Just then Jessie Jackson walked in, went to the toilet next to
Clinton and started to pee next to him..
Clinton looks down and says "Geez, Jessie, how the heck did you
get such a big cock?"
Jessie said "Easy, every time Im about to have sex, I slap my dick
three times as hard as i can".
When Clinton went home, he saw Hillary sleeping naked. Bill felt
the urge, so he undress himself and slaped his dick three times
hard as he can.
At that time, Hillery hears the slaping sound and says "Is that
you Jessie?"
I don think this one was very good... :huh:
please rate this joke out of 10
Last edited by liL komA xP on 07-25-2002 at 10:09 PM
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