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Program: "The Sky's the Limit!"
Folks, Gent here. Ordinarily, I write all the PRODUKTS(TM) but this week we have a
guest writer. For years we here at THORAX CORPORATION LLC,,. have heard rumors of
mystical, phantom Delabor. I used to just think it was Rode in a sheet, but here is
CONCRETE (wink!) proof that there is such a Delabor. And he's right on the money. In
fact, I'm making a check out to him right now. Lady and Gentleman, I give you...
EL DELABOR
You have completed program Congraturation, have achieved full Stardom, and
you have more than too second income streams. So where do you go from here?
Well as El Delabor says, "The Sky's the limit"!
How Does The Richest Man In The World Use The Greatest Business
Secrets Of All Time To Make Over 32.4 Million Dollars A Day?!! (all real
answers will be greatly appreciated)
Well, ..... The Truth Is Finally Revealed....
"The Sky's the Limit"~
No matter who you are(unless you are Gent), where you live(sorry
Tennessee) or what your sex(as long as it is male), age(must <=18 and >=65)
or race(as long as it is not "Other") is by the time you finish reading this
special article, you will know:
* How to start a proven money making business that requires no
inventory, no shipping and no employees within 7 days,
guaranteed!(definition of guaranteed = not true)
-- i.e. employees without 7 days will be exempt from prosecution
* How to get a $300 professionally designed Web Site for FREE! Yes, that's
right a $300 pro size for free. Just type HTML, then hit CTRL-ALT-DEL, it's
just that simple!
* How to Quadruple your sales in 30 days regardless of your business! Your
business regards will now stream at a rate of 3 per 1. Quadruple the
market!@
* How to stay at home and get paid outrageously for it( make sure your
Mom's purse or jewelry box is handy)!
* How to turn 50 cents into $50, with a simple click of a button(....I
mean trigger)!
* How to get a $179 business-building CD-ROM for FREE! Just steal it from
your next door neighbor. He won't mind at all. In fact, divert all his
income streams into yours, but don't cross them!
* If you ever wanted a business where you could hit the ground
running(or rock bottom), but then only have the sky as your limit.... a
business where you could just open a box and
start making immediate profits(the cash box from the local bank or a
real business always works very well).... a business that's completely set
up and ready to pull in maximum sales(or Maxim magazines).... with a produkt
that sells itself (these women literally will sell themselves)... then I've
got some greats news for you!
The Sky's the Limit!!!
Act NOW
*>>>>>>> DEADLINE is next Saturday, September 24, 2000 on Sunday <<<<<<*
Instant Information Request Directions(just add water)
1. Simply send an e-mail to free-money@cheapasfree.com[/email] including
"skiesthelimit"
in the subject. This is not a hotlink you will need to enter the
address manually by typing all information at your local postbox. This
will usually require a deposit of three.
**>NOTE: You may also just Click Below to send it through your normal
e-mail program.
free-money@cheapasfree.com
It's much easier to do it this way, it will fill in the return
e-mail
and subject for you as well as divert all income streams to Gent.
2. You will receive the complete info on the reports via e-mail within 24
hours or more, limits of time and space notwithstanding.
P.S. Act NOW!-- Only the first request will be granted to receive
this Special Web Site e-Report for *FREE* titled
"The Greatest Business Secrets Of All Time"(this is just the title
- contents may vary due to packaging)
P.P.S. *FREE Download Bogus e-Manual*
"Microsoft, Viagra & Your Business Success" given to the first
35 people to respond within the past 4 hours or more, You FREE
reports will be fulfilled in the order in which they were received -
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relative to pre-existing job or inheritance)
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The Truth Is Finally Revealed....
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