Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

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lol i think this was posted b4 but
still

lol

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Originally posted by LiLbLuEaZnBoY
lol i think this was posted b4 but
still

lol

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oh my haha`

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hahaah this was supposedly the best joke in the world if i remember correctly

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hahaah this was supposedly the best joke in the world if i remember correctly

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