Damn...It's so easy to pick on this softie... And to go with being so damn soft, my friend...I'm gonna try my hand at poetry. Just for you, Harlem Heat:

Harlem, what can I say?/
Your raps are fucking gay.../
Your raps are too gramatically challenged and don't make sense/ you try to rap like your a white 50 cent.../
But you'n me go way back, you all see.../
Back when Big Harlem was still just a little wanna-be./
This story takes place long ago, and it's just still too damn sad/ the day you went mad.../
because I still remember that winter night.../
You banged that bitch, that I must admit was quite hot at first sight./
You asked her to come home with you, you know.../
that place under the bridge, removed that bottle of brandy from the fridge./
After two bottles later, she took her pants off without a care/
and I was quick to realize from the closet: this bitch was covered in hair!/
Hell, anything to you with two legs is fair/
And even though I understand you craved some nookie/
it's just too damn bad you slept with a wookie/
I recorded and made copies/
and the day after me and your friends made fun of you, showed the video and sold the DVD's, laughed and went hehehe/
you played hookie because of the indescrepable itch on your wee-wee./
Now, six months later, you lay burried in the ground.../
It's still sad because I will still say to this day: You were as ugly as a hound./
And all you ever wanted to do was get laid.../
it's just too sad you died from herpes, by a bitch you paid./

And I only stopped by to say Hi, because now I'm doing time for selling those DVD's/
who knew your punk ass was only 17?/
It's been a dream/
and this is only part 1 of my evil scheme./

Hit me back, mother fucker...
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Haha. I'm new, but I don't give a fuck... I was bored. Not bad for my first post... You can say I'm calling you out, but honestly...I wasn't even trying. Let's see what you got.

I didn't feel like stretching this shit out, putting a "/" after every bar... This just came off the top of my head, but oh well. Edited just for all ya'll. Peace ~

Last edited by //ViRTUOSO// on 06-05-2003 at 03:48 AM

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that was better than anything harlem could spit but dont write it in paragraph form cause its annoying to read cause i cant tell where your trying to rhyme

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that was better than anything harlem could spit but dont write it in paragraph form cause its annoying to read cause i cant tell where your trying to rhyme

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he fixed it

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it wasn't baddd... but it wasn't anything special

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Sorta curious if the little idiot is gonna respond.

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pretty good.......

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i used to live in the city, never actually been to harlem though. it could be a little better, but nice job anyway.

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harlem isnt from ny hes from ohio lol

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Mother fucker, you little faggot/
I’ve had it, Bitch/
I’ve given you 4 days to respond/
But that’s okay, your bitch ass was probably getting busy with your Mom/
Talking about Virt put you away and got hit/
And how you can’t even begin to spray your lyrical bull shit/
And your Mommy just said “Don’t worry honey, Virt is gay and he’s just a big bully anyway”/
Well, Mommy’s right, son/
‘Cept I’m not gay/
Just here to tell you, bitch/
I’m here to stay/
And put your bull shit away/
And you can’t even respond?/
Can’t afford to give your two cents away?/
Cuz your so poor and need to pull your pussy raps out of lay away./
Just fade away bitch, it’ll be alright/
C’mon Bitch, just say you give up without a fight/
And admit defeat/
So stop beatin’ your meat to your gay porno mags/
And post some kind of reply, pussy/
So we all know you’z ain’t a dead wanksta/
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I'm done playing games, I want this bitch to respond. It took me 5 minutes to type this rap out, so it's a little rushed...but I think get my message across.

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your lying about the responding time. im an admin on this site and it says that it took 27 minutes to write that.

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your lying about the responding time. im an admin on this site and it says that it took 27 minutes to write that.

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First of all, I didn't know an admin could do that.

Secondly, I had to do a few things before I sat down to my computer again. I don't know if you can log what I type, too, but I know I had this window open for awhile before I started to type, it didn't take me twenty seven minutes to type this last rhyme out. Plus I read through it once, checking if I made any typo's. I can assure you it didn't take me that long to respond.

Whatever. Next time I'll explain things better, sorry.

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he's BSin u... he ain't an admin... nice spit though

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lol i was just messin with u cause i wanted to see what you would say.

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lol i was just messin with u cause i wanted to see what you would say.

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you called him the equivelent of a little bitch 14 times lol

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Holy shit...this pussy still hasn't replied...

Damn. Somebody tell this little ho to get on his piece of shit computer and say something...damn, what a dumbass...

Probably beating off to all his Shaq posters in his room...

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lol....or mayb he jus gettin his friends to write one fo' him..

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lol....or mayb he jus gettin his friends to write one fo' him..

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