funny acronyms...
AFRICA - After F@$%, Remember I Call Again
AIDS - After Intercourse Die Standing / Another Idiot Dying Story
ADIDAS - All Day I Dream About Sex
BATA (shoemaker brand) - Buy and Throw Away
BEER - Beginning Enjoy, Ending Regret
BMW - Big Mouth Wife / Brings More Women / Big Money Waste
BUICK - Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
CHEVY - Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
DHL - Delivery Halfway Lost
DUNHILL - Do Undress Nicely, Hope It Lasts Longer
FORD - Found On Road Dead / Fix Or Repair Daily
FBI - Female Body Inspection
IBM - International Big Mouth
JEEP - Just Eats Every Part
MARLBORO -
Men Always Remember Ladies Because Of Romantic Offer
Man Always Remember Love Because Of Romance Only
MBA - Married But Available / Mentality Below Average
NATO - No Action Talk Only
OLDSMOBILE - Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything.
PENIS - PENetration InStrument
Ph.D - Permanent Head Damage / Premature Health Deficit
PRO - Public Rubbing Object
PORSCHE - Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
PROTON - Possibly the Riskiest Option To drive On road Nowdays
TOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
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B.I.T.C.H
Beautiful-Intelligent-Talented-Comical-Highdefinition
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