((embarrasment))
maybe if i post about this i can feel better.... maybe not.
most embarrasing thing happened to me in 3rd grade.
i went to the bathroom, in that classroom, the bathroom was in the room. i REALLY REALLY had to go. unzipped and ready to go when all of a sudden, the door opens and a kid runs in. I remember the conversation real good.
me: what the hell u doing in here?
kid: sssshhh, hide and go seek, this is a good spot
m: get out! i gotta go!
k: just hold it in for 10 min
m: i cant hold it in! i gotta go NOW! im gonna BURSt!
k: dont be such an asshole, they'll give up soon
m: who?
k: the girls
m: oh shit, u mean the girls r lookin 4 u?
k: yea
m: get out. NOW.
k: SHUT UP! theyll hear u.
m: omg.... look its dark, and the toilet is right here. im gonna go, so either get out now or wait ok?
k: ur not peeing....
m: then get the fuck out of here!
k: NO! they'll catch me!
m: this is more important than ur stuipd game
k: just hold it in u faggot!
m: shut up. if ur not leaving, im going
K: no ur not. no ur not. no ur not. no ur.... OMG u R!!!
i gotta get outta here. omg. omg. omg omg omg.
m: dont open the door im half done
k: omg omg omg omg omg
m: dont look u queer!!!
the kid started reaching for the door
M: DONT open the door
k: im getting out! im getting out!
M: DONT OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!!!!!!!!
k: AAAAAHHH!!!
i would grabbed him if i wanst uh... busy. he grabbed the handle. but he didnt open it. instead, the girls on the other side, hearing the noise, curiously opened the door.
i turned to my left and there was the entire classroom staring, the kid ran and fell out. the teacher was there too. at first everybody was like this
:omg:
then some girl started laughin. then they all started to laugh.
why were they laughing ??
finally the door shut. at least somebody had the decency to do it.
i was like "oohhhh shit"
i didnt wanna go out. i just wanted to stay in that smelly bathroom forever. a guidance counceler had to come and talk me out.
i opened the door for just one little milisecond and instantly i heard "HAHA--" i shut the door.
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