well, i do honestly think you are ugly; not just decent, not bad, or average, but actually ugly. As in, i would never want to fuck you.
And, now you might predictably say something about how i am flattering myself to think i would ever have a chance with a refuldgent stallion like yourself. But stupidly, you do not realize that that has nothing to do with anything. Or, you will counter with maybe saying i am ugly as well. How many chess moves you got in your arsenal? 2? If you are 25, you look and act like someone in junior high...oh wait, how could i say such a blatantly fallacious thing?...you have a list...damn, i guess i got served.
Also, you could respond by quoting me saying "i got served" and then verifying my jocose self-conviction. Whatever you choose, i am sure it will be lame. Get a friend to help with this reply, someone who understands logic. Also, you might reply several times whilst quoting yourself instead of just typing in the same box.
You do not look like a clown, you look like a monkey or a common slut. If you were bald, i would mistake you for a man because of how ugly you are. Your lips are grossly thick and lucious, dsl i suppose though. Your upper lip looks like, when you smile, someone tapes it back so as to increase the overall surface area showing at any given time. Your face has the overall look of a dumbass, someone who is naive, someone who knows little and cannot comprehend anything remotely complex. The saying existence exists probably confuses the fuck out of you. Your hips are so wide in the first picture that it makes me think that puberty has run amuck. As if your hips are growing faster than your chest. You have the overall look though of a pre-pubescent girl, someone who listens to britney spears and thinks jesse mccartney is hott. Your nose is fat and big, oh - the pounds of mucus that thing must hold. You have the broad shoulders of a man, and your complexion seems mismatched. On your armpit, it seems to be very dark, and also other areas scattered around your body. Your hair is greasy, and disgusting. It looks like you worked out your stomach, maybe, but forgot about your legs entirely. Not really sure, from the "photogenic" picture, they look rather flabby. The earing looks stupid, your face looks stupid. Your right eye opens more than your left eye. Your face is fat, and i think your breasts, maybe, maybe might be the only good thing about your body. Even though even those look pretty flat (not as in not having breasts, but as in not having tear drop round breasts). Your skin and complexion is sloppy. Your skin is so oily, i think you might be johnson & johnson's source of baby oil.
You asked.
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Last edited by PsychoSnowman on 03-31-2005 at 09:21 PM
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