Harlem, Harlem, Harlem...
Damn...It's so easy to pick on this softie... And to go with being so damn soft, my friend...I'm gonna try my hand at poetry. Just for you, Harlem Heat:
Harlem, what can I say?/
Your raps are fucking gay.../
Your raps are too gramatically challenged and don't make sense/ you try to rap like your a white 50 cent.../
But you'n me go way back, you all see.../
Back when Big Harlem was still just a little wanna-be./
This story takes place long ago, and it's just still too damn sad/ the day you went mad.../
because I still remember that winter night.../
You banged that bitch, that I must admit was quite hot at first sight./
You asked her to come home with you, you know.../
that place under the bridge, removed that bottle of brandy from the fridge./
After two bottles later, she took her pants off without a care/
and I was quick to realize from the closet: this bitch was covered in hair!/
Hell, anything to you with two legs is fair/
And even though I understand you craved some nookie/
it's just too damn bad you slept with a wookie/
I recorded and made copies/
and the day after me and your friends made fun of you, showed the video and sold the DVD's, laughed and went hehehe/
you played hookie because of the indescrepable itch on your wee-wee./
Now, six months later, you lay burried in the ground.../
It's still sad because I will still say to this day: You were as ugly as a hound./
And all you ever wanted to do was get laid.../
it's just too sad you died from herpes, by a bitch you paid./
And I only stopped by to say Hi, because now I'm doing time for selling those DVD's/
who knew your punk ass was only 17?/
It's been a dream/
and this is only part 1 of my evil scheme./
Hit me back, mother fucker...
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Haha. I'm new, but I don't give a fuck... I was bored. Not bad for my first post... You can say I'm calling you out, but honestly...I wasn't even trying. Let's see what you got.
I didn't feel like stretching this shit out, putting a "/" after every bar... This just came off the top of my head, but oh well. Edited just for all ya'll. Peace ~
Last edited by //ViRTUOSO// on 06-05-2003 at 03:48 AM
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