Heaven was getting a bit crowded, so Peter began giving quizzes to see who should get in. A man ascended to heaven, and came to the gates.
"Who was the first man?" asked Peter.
"Adam."
"That's correct. Enter." Soon another man came along.
"Where did Adam and Eve live?"
"Eden."
That's correct. Enter." Then Mother Theresa came along.
"Ooh, I'll have to give you a hard one. What did Eve say when she met Adam for the first time?"
"Mmm, that IS a hard one."
"Enter."

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ahahaha thats a good one

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lol.......

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huh? i don`t get it! please explain~

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lol...i'm guessing dat his dick was a hard one~?

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was that joke really hard to understand? :huh:

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pwahahahahhahahahahahaha
good one

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quote:

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Originally posted by I SAH RANG ME
huh? i don`t get it! please explain~

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Originally posted by TAIgrr

yea im with her.

EXPLAIN.

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mother theresa's like "mm that is a hard one" meaning that the question is hard. but peter interprets it a diff way. he thought mother theresa was saying that eve said adams dick was hard. neway, i shouldnt b talking bout adam and eve like this`

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lol.. Oo.. icic now

so krypitic_nabi WAS right.. i was trying to avoid her answer

lol.. ack

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hahah why avoid the truth

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I heard this one before. It's really funny:)

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eh ....

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is this joke really that hard to understand?

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wasnt that HARD to understand lol

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