joke i heard in class
today in spanish class we were discussing body parts, and we got to the kidney, and the word for it was derived from the verb urinar, to urinate, then this girl asked to tell this joke, it's a little bit crude, but somewhat funny as well, so here goes:
a kid needs to use the bathroom, so he asks his teacher if he can take a piss. She says that's improper language and asks him to use to word urinate instead. He says he really needs to go, so the teacher tells him to think about it and use that word in a sentence when he gets back. Upon arriving back to class, the teacher asks him for a sentence. After a moment of careful deliberation, the boy replies" Urinate, but you'd be a 10 if you had bigger tits"
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