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uNiece
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Brain Teasers set 1

How many animals of each sex did Moses put into the Ark?

There was a woman from New York. She married ten different men from the same city in one day. This was legal. None of them died or divorced. How is this possible?

In what year did Christmas Day and New Years Day fall in the same year?

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i know the answer to the last one is every year.....they always fall on the same year

the first is one...? like one of each sex?

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third 1 i think gina got it.

first 1 it wasn't moses, it was noah.

second 1.. i'm not sure bout tha 1.

and i got 1. there's a guy who works at the butcher, he's a butcher. he's 6'2".. wha does he weigh?

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he wiehgs meat

lol i heard the noah ark one before but i forgot again!!! lol i always fall for that one

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#2: The man she married was a schizophreniac (multiple personalities). Just my guess.

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Re: Brain Teasers set 1

How many animals of each sex did Moses put into the Ark? one.

There was a woman from New York. She married ten different men from the same city in one day. This was legal. None of them died or divorced. How is this possible? Multiple Personality disorder [schizo]

In what year did Christmas Day and New Years Day fall in the same year? ...year after New Years Day.

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#2 - she was the minister, or whoever marries the people off

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#2 - Because it wasn't clear whether the woman was the person getting married to someone or someone performing the marriage, here are some potential answers thus far:

A. She marries off people:
1. Minister
2. Judge

B. She is the person getting married:
1. Schizo (either she or her husband)

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The Answers

How many animals of each sex did Moses put into the Ark?

It was NOAH who put 1 animal of each sex into the Ark

There was a woman from New York. She married ten different men from the same city in one day. This was legal. None of them died or divorced. How is this possible? The woman marries off couples. (like One Heart mentioned: minister or judge)

In what year did Christmas Day and New Years Day fall in the same year? They fall in the same year every year. News Years Day: January 1, and Christmas Day: December 25

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quote:
Originally posted by AiSH

and i got 1. there's a guy who works at the butcher, he's a butcher. he's 6'2".. wha does he weigh?

He weighs the meat. =)

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like, duh!

-"what do you put in a toaster?'
-"ummm, toast?"

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Re: The Answers

quote:
Originally posted by uNiece
How many animals of each sex did Moses put into the Ark?
[b]It was NOAH who put 1 animal of each sex into the Ark

Haha!!
I knew sumthin was wrong.....

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