O__o
A construction worker comes home just in time to find his
wife in bed with another man. So he grabs the guy and drags
him naked down the stairs to the garage. He grabs the guy's
cock, puts it in a vise, screws it down real tight
and removes the handle of the vise. Then he rummages around
in a drawer
until he finds a hacksaw, which he picks up and displays to
the terrified
man.
The man, wide-eyed, screams, "Stop! Stop! You're not going
to cut off my dick, are you?"
The husband hands him the hacksaw and says: "Nope. You are.
I'm setting the garage on fire."
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