parachutes
don't know if you heard this before, but here goes.
Bill Gates, George W. Bush, a boy scout, and the Pope are in an airplane. All of sudden, something goes wrong and the plane is going to crash. There are only 3 parachutes on the plane.
bill gates says "I gotta help the people with my computer software" and he takes a parachute and jumps off.
bush says "I must lead Americans into a new age." he takes a pack and jumps off.
The pope and the boy scout are left.
The pope says, "I've lived a long life, and you have your whole life ahead of you. Go ahead, and take the last parachute."
The kids says "Oh no, its ok, George Bush took my backpack"
Last edited by huby40 on 04-19-2002 at 11:50 AM
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